Welcome! My 2017 theme is UnSimply She Fiction. Each post begins with a simple sentence about a She. This fictional She is anything but simple. She may be dark. She may be funny. You may relate to her. You many not like her at all…She is revealing her truth.
She is allergic to questions.
She doesn’t mind answering questions, especially the tiny human kind. What makes her break out into a rash is the repeating, unrelenting, judging of her answers. Just because she wore yoga pants and didn’t sport a “paid job title” that meant her answers were meant to be challenged?
She imagines herself shedding her yoga pants and chronic, lifestyle induced fatigue.
She is in front of a jury. A Grand Jury. She is wearing a suit, her hair is up in a chignonie thing. Oh, what’s that on her lips? Lipstick!
She transformed herself into a stylish, firing squad of questions. Her line of questions made the once smug defendant, cower in shame.
Her reverie was short lived. Her neck started to itch. Her yoga pants swallowed her suit.
“Honey, Why did you…..
Maybe she was allergic to her husband?