A to Z Challenge Theme Reveal
She is anything but simple. She may be dark. She may be funny. You may relate to her. You many not like her at all.
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Month: March 2017
I Murdered a Leprechaun
Originally posted on UnSimply She:
? I murdered a leprechaun. The leprechaun lived in my cabinet. The leprechaun thrived on sabotaging my diet. He replaced my fruit bowl with a cookie jar filled with Samoas. He turned my black coffee into Caramel Macchiatos. My carrot and celery stash were transformed into Entenmann’s Anything. One day…
Cut it Short, Please.
“Cut it, short, please.”
Imagine…
I forgot my fight the other night. I reduced myself to a sobbing, bumbling mess of a woman I don’t like.
