A To Z Challenge 2016 · Uncategorized

Idiots

Idiots. Sometimes it seems like idiots run the world. I define an idiot as someone who is emotionally stunted and speaks in narrow tongues.

The problem is we give idiots way too much credit. I admit it. I do. All it takes is for one idiot to say something rude and it haunts me for the rest of the day. I guess I am an idiot for allowing an idiot to get to me.

Idiots are like cockroaches. Smash one and a thousand more are lying in wait, shooting off their insipid opinions in our offices, play groups, coffee shops, and sadly, our homes. If only there were an Idiot Exterminator. Only an idiot would take that job. Who else would want to deal with an infestation of babbling idiots?