I posted this a year ago. I hope to murder another leprechaun later today. I am getting my mixer ready……Enjoy!
I murdered a leprechaun. The leprechaun lived in my cabinet. The leprechaun thrived on sabotaging my diet. He replaced my fruit bowl with a cookie jar filled with Samoas. He turned my black coffee into Caramel Macchiatos. My carrot and celery stash were transformed into Entenmann’s Anything.
One day I caught him. I was making banana bread. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him about to pour refined sugar into my mixer!
“You!” I shrieked. His eyes danced with mischief and his mouth hissed an evil, rotten-toothed grin. Before he dumped the sugar in my mixer, I swatted him with the back of my hand. “Splat!” “Splosh!” My mixer choked and chewed him up.
Eureka! Green Banana Bread!
Just an FYI, healthy-lifestyle-sabotaging-leprechauns are filled with a lot of protein.
Green Banana Bread Recipe:
- 4 ripe bananas
- 1 cup coconut flour
- 8oz full fat Greek Yogurt
- 2 eggs
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